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No College For You!

Even if your only priorities are “gamedays” and “partying” like Lori Laughlin’s daughter Olivia Jade Giannulli, you can still get into prestigious institutions like the University of Southern California. It’s simple. You just need three things.

How Not to Make Friends

One simple and obvious way to avoid making a friend is to refrain from socializing with acquaintances. Keep interactions to a minimum and only speak with them when you absolutely must. Be mindful of how often you are smiling. This social cue is easy to play around with because not smiling at all is about as creepy and uncomfortable as having a giant fake grin plastered to your face for the entirety of the conversation. So be as dismal as Eeyore or channel your inner Pennywise. Either way, have fun with it!

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