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How Not to Make Friends

One simple and obvious way to avoid making a friend is to refrain from socializing with acquaintances. Keep interactions to a minimum and only speak with them when you absolutely must. Be mindful of how often you are smiling. This social cue is easy to play around with because not smiling at all is about as creepy and uncomfortable as having a giant fake grin plastered to your face for the entirety of the conversation. So be as dismal as Eeyore or channel your inner Pennywise. Either way, have fun with it!

We’re Number One!

In a study done by the Auto Insurance center, out of every 100,000 fatal crashes in Indiana, 13 are caused just from road rage alone.  That means if you get in a car crash in Indiana, you have a 0.013% chance of getting beat to death afterward.