Soy, corn and maybe if you’re lucky you’ll see a cow. But before you come rushing in, city slicker, there’s a few you need to know. This is the safe traveler’s guide to Indiana.
The government is shut down, and President Trump doesn’t seem to realize that by keeping the government shut down, he is putting more than 800,000 people out of work or without pay. All of this leads to one question: how is this affecting the nation’s ferrets? To find out, Will and Harry went straight to the source: Ferrets.
One simple and obvious way to avoid making a friend is to refrain from socializing with acquaintances. Keep interactions to a minimum and only speak with them when you absolutely must. Be mindful of how often you are smiling. This social cue is easy to play around with because not smiling at all is about as creepy and uncomfortable as having a giant fake grin plastered to your face for the entirety of the conversation. So be as dismal as Eeyore or channel your inner Pennywise. Either way, have fun with it!